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"And in this town of misguided tourists/she never thought she'd fall in love/it was a few days after her birthday/the thrill hostess gave her first kiss/he said her skin smelled just like pebbles/said stupid things he knew she'd like/she said her life was like a motorway/dull, grey and long/until he came along"

"If you ever read this
Think of the man writing it
He hated the world on your behalf"

"I am a literary scavenger. I haunt the intellectual slaughter pens, and live by the putrid offal that self-respecting authors reject. I glean the stinking materials for my stories from the sewers and cesspools of life. For the dollars they pay, I furnish my readers with those thrills that public decency forbids them to experience first hand. I am a procurer for the purposes of mental prostitution."